Bathroom Gatekeeper

We set up camp in Upper Pines, site #38.

Gripe of the Day:
When we reserved our site back in April, Mr. Fozzie wanted to be near the Merced River, and Mrs. Fozzie, the bathroom. Girls. Anyways, I used a map that showed the entire topography of Upper Pines. Sure enough, as soon as we arrived today and glanced at the spot of dirt that would be our home for the next 3 nights, I had my daily moment of epiphany -- THE DAMN MAP WAS NOT DRAWN TO SCALE!! We were SOOOO close to this public bathroom that I decided to volunteer to become its 24-hour gatekeeper (ie., to keep it's door closed shut at all times!)